Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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