I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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