That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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