Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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