shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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