brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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