How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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