like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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