happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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