I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
God, I missed his penis.
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