Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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