super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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