careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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