i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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