She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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