So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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