he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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