It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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