So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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