i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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