I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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