got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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