was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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