It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want to make out with him forever
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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