Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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