We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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