We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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