Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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