My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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