it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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