): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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