I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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