Are we in a gay sports bar?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have fence marks all over my body
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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