i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My first STD was from a foam party
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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