Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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