is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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