There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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