Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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