I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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