i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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