Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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