So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My nipple is on Facebook.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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