My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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