Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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