I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
i now understand why vodka
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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