so explain again why im purple
no
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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