You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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