She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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