He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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