He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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